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  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

Everyone who reblogs this by November 1 will have their URLs scattered around Disney World in Orlando, FL.

strangeparkings:

luckydayblog:

gravitysex:

abovehipster:

WHAT?! YES. YES.

RLY

IT’S LIKE THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!

I’m going to disney on november 1-3 and if I don’t see at least one url I’m going to be pretty mad at you :///

richsex:

The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice.  I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea.  She didn’t laugh.  I didn’t laugh.  That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.

^